Friday, September 3, 2010

On Cop Hate, or Des Shits on Some Douche in a Systematic Manner

Why Some Douche Hates Cops

Let us break this shit down henceforth:

1. I hate cops because they don't do anything for me, and have a slim chance of doing so!

Well, that nice, Fat Douchebag Hipster. It's likely that most crimes against you wil be minor, or that you will be one of the lucky few who go their lives without being victimized by the criminal element. It's also likely you're not poor, so you don't live in a high crime area, so your crib don't get broke into every other month. You lack a vagina, so your likelihood outside of jail of being raped is almost nil. You are, in fact, one of the least likely persons to be victimized in society. What about everyone else? Or can you not comprehend the concept of 'good for people who aren't you'?

2. Cops jacked my weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed! I done bought it fair and square!

It's weed. Your misuse of your money is not their concern. Two points: Caveat Emptor, and Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

3. Ignorance is no excuse for criminal activity!

That's right, it's not. Be a responsible citizen, how's about?

4. The cops are the private army of the Establishment, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

Firstly, the Establishment is not out to get you. Secondly, it is not the police's job to be your personal advocate in whatever opinion you happen to hold. They aren't the arbiter of your personal beliefs. If you have a bone to pick with the Establishment...well, welcome to humanity. No one likes the way things are. Get your cope on. And another thing! Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Don't bust up yo hood, and your protest won't get cracked down on.

5. The Poh works for the government, which is corrupt, which means THEY'RE corrupt!

Welcome to the real world, douche fag. There's graft in everything you do. Nothing's fair. Time to look beyond yourself and to the greater good. You don't like it? Then vote. Vote with your wallet and the ballot. Don't bitch on youtube because the cops jacked yo weed. Suck it up like a man, and carry on. Or, don't do stupid shit. Police are a fact of life, they're not going away. So limit the stupid shit you do, you self-entitled asshat.